dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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