I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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