just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
high people should be assigned attendants
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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