yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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