whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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