is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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