What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Drunk is a universal language darling
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Randomize
