So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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