The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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