Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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