we're blogging at a bar
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Nobody cheats on THIS.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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