I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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