I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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