On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Dicks are not precious.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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