no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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