I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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