she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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