Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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