If i come over, it means nothing
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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