I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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