rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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