I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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