All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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