It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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