this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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