Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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