Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
So here I am, sexting at work.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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