Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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