anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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