the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
is that a dick in a sweater?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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