I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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