So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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