What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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