she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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