You don't have asthma, your pregnant
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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