The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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