Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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