apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
