Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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