I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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