My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
