im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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