I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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