You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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