How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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