I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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