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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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