I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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