Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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