Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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