i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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