Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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