Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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