it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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