i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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