So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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